Эсдек я, эсдек. И робот.

Congratulations! you are Bill O'Reily's arch-nemesis.

As the stereotypical liberal, you want to protect personal freedoms, while also regulating the economy. You care much more about values like fairness and equality, than in traditional family values.

You are political friends with labor unions, environmentalists, the ACLU, and the people who have those large George W. Bush marionettes at anti-WTO rallies. Basically any group that puts themselves between the "little guy" and some big bully, like the US government or Wal-Mart.

Your critics think your fiscal positions will slow economic growth to a grinding halt. Inflation does seem to follow in the wake of your grand economic policies. Meanwhile, your critics also think your social positions will lead to domestic chaos. In their eyes, you would have everyone high on the "reefer", shacked up with prostitutes, and watching ultra-violent and sexual TV shows...all on the Sabbath!

Some of you do get pretty radical. If you scored over 85 on either Social Justice or Market Control, while 15 or below on Civil Rights or Values, then you probably get called "hippy" a lot. In fact, your creative "Workers of the World Unite!" sculpture made out of Wal-Mart shopping carts and Starbucks coffee cups was the talk of last year's Burning Man.

Luckily for you, the Democrats cater to most of your political positions. For those more extreme Social Democrats, there is the Green Party and the remnants of the Socialist Party to consider. Of course, some of you radical types have trouble voting while living up in a tree that is scheduled to be cut down.

Notable Social Democrats: Ralph Nader, Tony Blair, David Kucinich, Barak Obama.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.