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15 May 2010 @ 02:06 am
Эсдек я, эсдек. И робот.  

Your result for The Political Personality Test...

Social Democrat

42 Personal rights, 31 Morality, 76 Social justice, 58 Market Control

AGER: Activist, proGressive, Egalitarian, Regulating.



Congratulations! you are Bill O'Reily's arch-nemesis.



As the stereotypical liberal, you want to protect personal freedoms, while also regulating the economy. You care much more about values like fairness and equality, than in traditional family values.



You are political friends with labor unions, environmentalists, the ACLU, and the people who have those large George W. Bush marionettes at anti-WTO rallies. Basically any group that puts themselves between the "little guy" and some big bully, like the US government or Wal-Mart.



Your critics think your fiscal positions will slow economic growth to a grinding halt. Inflation does seem to follow in the wake of your grand economic policies. Meanwhile, your critics also think your social positions will lead to domestic chaos. In their eyes, you would have everyone high on the "reefer", shacked up with prostitutes, and watching ultra-violent and sexual TV shows...all on the Sabbath!



Some of you do get pretty radical. If you scored over 85 on either Social Justice or Market Control, while 15 or below on Civil Rights or Values, then you probably get called "hippy" a lot. In fact, your creative "Workers of the World Unite!" sculpture made out of Wal-Mart shopping carts and Starbucks coffee cups was the talk of last year's Burning Man.



Luckily for you, the Democrats cater to most of your political positions. For those more extreme Social Democrats, there is the Green Party and the remnants of the Socialist Party to consider. Of course, some of you radical types have trouble voting while living up in a tree that is scheduled to be cut down.



Notable Social Democrats: Ralph Nader, Tony Blair, David Kucinich, Barak Obama.

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Чтоб получить результаты, мне пришлось региться на этом OkCupid-е, и после этого я уже просто не могла не перепостить сию крайне ценную весчь себе в жж.

Однако хочу заметить: в отличие от Обамы, который тоже социал-демократ, я знаю, для чего нужны айпод, айфон и айпад!

А вот ещё тест. Этот куда веселее, особенно комментарии его автора, обращённые к тестующимся:

Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Robot

You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.



To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.



Compatibility:


Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.


Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.


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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.


The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.


Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!


About Saint_Gasoline



I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.

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